Well, you made it. Inside you will get a little insight into how the hamster runs inside the ol' cranium of yours truly.It is my first real venture into the realm of this little box we call a computer, and this road we call the web.

For those of you who know me, excuse my normal banter and raving lunacies, for those who dont, look out, and be afraid. This page ( and subsequently, the following pages) will not hold that familiar ADULTS ONLY crap on them, because I assume that you found this page either because you know me, or I gave you the link. I think that the freedom of speech should be preserved, and that includes the right to look at nudie pics, and see the word ass in print. I never asked congress, or for that matter, the United States, to be my new mommy, and hold my jones while I go tinkle, so I don't expect them to tell me what and where I can surf to feed my perverted twisted mind. However, my stance does not support those who feel the need to look at nude little kids, that is friggin sick, and I hope you all die, you bastards. If you're a card carrying member of NAMBLA( no link from me, you sick pricks), I hope you close your dick in your zipper( how'd you get the beans above the frank?)

Enough of my soap box preaching, on with the page.